Did we mention that it's National Cleavage Day?

Did we mention that it's National Cleavage Day? Well, it is - we've got some of our own finest coming up soon, but in the meantime here are some international ones courtesy of the Victoria's Secret SWIM launch.

Last time we saw Miranda Kerr's breast, it had a baby attached to it. Not last night, though - she left child and her nursing bra at home with Orlando Bloom for the night and headed out with her fellow Victorias Secrets Angels for some new swimwear launch. Alessandra Ambrosio seems nice (in the eyes we mean), but why does Adriana Lima always look so cross? No bother, she can scowl at us anytime she likes.
As well as the models, Kim Kardashian was there (has she endorsed bras yet? Probably), John Legend, Joe Jonas and some other underwear enthusiasts - SWIM fans you could call them (god, that was the shittest film ever).

One final point, aren't Victoria's Secret models meant to be celebrated for their curves...